Thursday, December 28, 2023

Movie Review: Wahlberg’s “The Family Plan” is an Entertaining Road Trip


Mark Wahlberg is one of Hollywood’s “dependable” actors. 


His movies are something akin to a meal at Applebee’s. 


Like the family-oriented restaurant chain, Wahlberg serves up comfort food…in cinematic form. Will it be the greatest cuisine you’ve ever tasted? Of course not. 


But it doesn’t have to be. Sometimes the Riblets Platter with a side of fries is all you really need. 


It is in this spirit that I dive into my review of Wahlberg’s latest offering, “The Family Plan.” The Apple TV+ original features a tried-and-true setup that has been used multiple times in modern cinema. 


Wahlberg plays Dan Morgan, a successful car salesman in Buffalo, New York, who just so happens to be a former assassin. 


He lives an idyllic suburban life with his wife Jessica (Michelle Monaghan), son Kyle (Van Crosby), daughter Nina (Zoe Colletti), and bonus baby Max (twins Iliana and Vienna Norris). 



Morgan’s world is turned upside down while he is shopping at a grocery store with Max. As Dan is perusing the aisles, a mystery man attacks. 


The result is a humorous fight scene with various food items and shelves tossed asunder. (Our protagonist — with his son strapped to his chest in a baby sling — does everything in his power to subdue the attacker and keep his baby safe.) 



He senses his old life is coming back to haunt him — a past he has managed to keep secret from his loved ones. 


With his family in imminent danger, Dan grabs his daughter from high school, his eldest son from a friend’s house, and his wife from work, telling the brood he’s taking them on a surprise vacation to Las Vegas. 


Confused as they are, his wife responds favorably, having yearned for a life that is a bit more spontaneous and “bigger” (something she confides to a stranger at her fitness club). 


The Morgans hit the road in their Honda Odyssey on a cross country trip that features plenty of hijinks, high-tempo action scenes, and huggable bonding moments as Dan tries to outrun (and outgun) their pursuers and also outrun his past. 



There isn’t much in the way of subtlety or nuance in “The Family Plan.” 


The movie is essentially a mashup of 1994’s “True Lies” and 1983’s “National Lampoon’s Vacation.” (Both movies are personal favorites of mine.)  


It is neither “high art” nor anything that will be mistaken for “best in genre,” but for what it is, it works. 


Netflix has made a living churning out this type of movie — throwbacks to the days of brick-and-mortar video stores, when a family was just looking for something fun to watch on a Friday night. 


On that point, “The Family Plan” is the most viewed movie in Apple TV+ history according to Deadline


There are some genre tropes that fall flat, but the performers seem enthusiastic and do a yeoman’s job with the material. I particularly liked Michelle Monaghan as Jessica.  



For a celebrity who burst on the scene as hip hop persona “Marky Mark,” Wahlberg sure has come a long way. 


(Don’t worry Marky Mark fans, there is a fun road trip moment where Wahlberg uses his pipes as he and Monaghan sing along to “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice). 



As I mentioned at the outset, he is one of Hollywood’s most dependable stars.  


Wahlberg has found a nice groove with family-oriented comedies like the “Daddy’s Home” franchise and “based on true events” movies like “Lone Survivor.”  


And that’s the actor’s secret sauce. 


Going back to that Applebee’s analogy, Wahlberg seems comfortable serving Middle America fare that is casual, classic, and dependable.


“The Family Plan” fits that order to a T. 


“The Family Plan” is included with an Apple TV+ subscription

Rated PG-13. Runtime: 1 hr 59 min (Be sure to watch through the credits!)

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Friday, December 15, 2023

Hidden Gems: Apple TV+ Series “Echo 3” is a Suspenseful Espionage Thriller


If there is one thing you can say about the Apple TV+ streaming service, it’s that the “iFruit” company doesn't make the same show twice. 

When Apple teased its initial original content offerings back in the first quarter of 2019, many assumed the breakthrough hits would be dramas like “The Morning Show” (which, in my opinion, has never quite lived up to its potential).

But dramas haven’t been the key hook. Apple TV+ has largely built its reputation on the feel-good comedy “Ted Lasso.” 

The service offers an eclectic mix of shows. A surprising number of the offerings are compelling (a solid foundation for a service featuring original content only). 

I just finished watching the military thriller “Echo 3” (which premiered Nov. 23, 2022) on Apple TV+, and I have some thoughts. 

“Echo 3” is centered around the kidnapping of Amber Chesborough (Jessica Ann Collins), a scientist who is researching psychedelics in the jungles of Colombia. 


As the show begins, we see Amber’s wedding to Sgt. Eric “Prince” Haas (Michiel Huisman), a Delta Force operator whose father (Bradley Whitford) owns a company that manufactures military arms and technology. 

We also meet Amber’s brother, Sgt. Alex “Bambi” Chesborough (Luke Evans). Bambi serves in the same Delta unit as Eric. 


Prior to Amber’s research trip to Colombia, her newly-minted husband places a tracking device in her backpack because he is worried about her safety. 

The seemingly innocuous move opens up the proverbial can of worms. When the research group is confronted in the jungle by local revolutionaries, the beacon is discovered. 

The revolutionaries are convinced that Amber works for the Central Intelligence Agency and believe that her innocent research trip is anything but. As a result of their suspicions, Amber is taken hostage. 


Her husband and brother do everything in their power to try and free her. What starts off as a relatively routine hostage negotiation soon devolves into a series of ill-fated rescue attempts — operations that have the potential to plunge South America into full-scale war. 

As the layers of the onion are peeled back, viewers learn that the kidnapping is part of a larger chess game being played by those in the highest corridors of power. 

Our heroes find themselves in a deadly game that leaves their fate in doubt. 

As it regards settings for geopolitical thrillers, Latin America is a fascinating theater.


I recently wrote a review of Steve Stratton’s drug war novel “Shadow Tier” (read my review). The events in that novel primarily take place in Mexico. 

Fans of this genre might also recall that the second season of Amazon’s “Jack Ryan” series (read my review) took place in Venezuela (a country that features prominently into the events of “Echo 3”). 

Yet the feel of “Echo 3” immediately brought to mind the 1993 action movie “Sniper.” That film’s sweaty jungle atmospherics and moody vibe made it one of my favorite action movies of the 1990s (I recall watching it at Omaha’s now-defunct Indian Hills Theater, and still marvel at how good a low-budget action movie can be with crisp writing and solid acting). 

Interestingly enough, one of the directors on “Echo 3” is Claudia Llosa, the niece of “Sniper” director Luis Llosa. 

What helps “Echo 3” transcend its screenplay are the performances (trust me, there are certain moments where the thick melodrama is a “hot mess”). 

Jessica Ann Collins is solid as the waifish Amber Chesborough. She’s one of those performers who can portray volumes of emotion with a single facial expression. 

I really bought into her character’s internal turmoil throughout the season’s 10-episode arc. 


I also liked Luke Evans as “Bambi.” The Welsh actor did a yeoman’s job playing a troubled — yet dedicated — special operator with a complicated past. 

“Bambi” has spent most of his life protecting his sister, and that dedication was evident during the course of events. 

The actor has appeared in the “Fast & Furious” franchise and played Gaston in Disney’s live-action version of “Beauty and the Beast.”

Less appealing was Dutch actor Michiel Huisman. “Game of Thrones” fans might recognize Huisman (who first appeared in the show’s fourth season). 


I didn’t mind his portrayal of “Prince” — the privileged son of a wealthy arms dealer. Be that as it may, the character’s development left something to be desired. “Prince” came across as something of an empty vessel during the show’s narrative arc. 

While that might have been by design, I didn’t find much to like about the character. There just wasn't a lot there. 

There are also a number of good supporting roles in “Echo 3.”

Martina Gusman’s role as Violeta Matiz — a political journalist — was particularly strong. 


I also enjoyed seeing Temuera Morrison (who currently plays Boba Fett in the “Star Wars” universe) featured in a bit part as an ex-New Zealand SAS operator. 

“Echo 3” is based on the Israeli series “When Heroes Fly” (which is based on a novel of the same name by Amir Gutfreund). 

The series was developed for Apple TV+ by Mark Boal. 

Boal is no stranger to this genre — something that is evident throughout “Echo 3.”

Boal is the writer/producer of films like “The Hurt Locker” and “Zero Dark Thirty.” He also co-wrote the Netflix film “Triple Frontier” (which could be a companion piece to “Echo 3”). 


If you’re wondering what the title “Echo 3” means, you aren’t alone. At no point in the show is the name explained. 

The Cinemaholic website had a piece trying to break down the title for fans. Below are some of their theories:

The word “echo” stands for “E” in the military alphabet. They suggest that title itself could be condensed down to “E3” — which (according to the article) could stand for E Squadron in the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) hierarchy. 

Overall, I found “Echo 3” to be an interesting diversion. I’ve read numerous military/espionage thrillers in my 51 years (it is my favorite genre), so this series was right up my alley. 

The moody tone of “Echo 3” might turn off some viewers, but it is worth your time. It isn’t perfect, but the capable performances elevate the series. 

“Echo 3” also features some terrific action set pieces. 

If you’re willing to be patient with “Echo 3,” it proves itself to be a solid and suspenseful military thriller. I really enjoyed it. 



Sunday, June 11, 2023

“A Hollywood Ending?” — California Trip: Part 7


This is it. This is the end. 

A week after we had arrived in California, we were slated to fly back home to Omaha. 

The good news is that this wasn’t an early flight in the morning like we’d had during our Florida trip in 2019 (read my blog post). That meant we wouldn’t have a panicked rush through security to make our flight home. 

Our flight out of LAX was scheduled for 4:55 p.m. on Sunday, April 16.

That presumably meant we had time to do one more thing — and seeing the Hollywood sign was at the top of our agenda. 

It was going to be the perfect ending for the trip. We were going to see the symbol that has come to represent the entertainment industry over the past century. 

Bridget and Neil left for Mass at 9:35 a.m. to make the 10 a.m. Mass at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary in Sun Valley. (As an aside, when we were looking up the name of the church, we discovered there was a Catholic Church with a 10 a.m. Mass two minutes from the hotel. That would have been good to know. Oh well, we’ll put it on the time machine list.) 


While they were gone, I tidied up the room, finished packing, and took some pictures out of our hotel room window. 


Bridget and Neil didn’t return until around Noon — later than we had thought they would get back to the hotel. The distance to the church — combined with the length of the Mass and the Los Angeles traffic — meant that we were under the gun as far as our window of opportunity was concerned. 

You just never know what the rental car return situation will be at an airport. You also don't know what the security situation will look like until you are there. 🤷

Our mantra: “Next time, go to the Spanish Mass.” — which was the earlier option. 😉 Or go to the Mass four blocks (Google maps: “A five-minute walk”) down the street. Hindsight is 20/20.

Add in the perpetual issue of clogged traffic along the main arteries in the city, and the idea of getting to a touristy destination becomes problematic (it was also 16 miles to Griffith Observatory — which is where we wanted to see the sign from). 

None of us had had anything to eat. So we needed to find someplace to eat — a task that could derail our plans to visit the Hollywood sign. 

At that point, we decided to cut bait and focus on lunch. None in our group was particularly happy at this development. We had hoped to finish strong! 

Bridget and Theresa looked at lunch options (for a considerable amount of time) while we were fueling up at this 76 station across the street from our hotel. 


Finally, a decision was made: Our lunch/brunch destination was Nat’s Early Bite (not too far from our Sherman Oaks hotel).


Parking was sparse in the corner strip mall on the corner of Burbank Blvd. and Hazeltine Ave. The man in the orange shirt and hat in the picture below directed Bridge to an open spot for our car (which was very nice of him). 


Even though the place was packed, it didn’t take us long to get seat (about 10 minutes in total). We soon found out that the food and service at Nat’s is terrific. 

For some reason, I only got a picture of the breakfast side of the menu (but you can find the whole menu here): 


They also had a fun kids menu (Scotland colored her selection and annotated her special instructions) 😊: 


At one point during our meal, I dropped my knife. A moment later, I saw a hand place a fresh knife on the napkin next to my plate — it was Scotland. She is such a thoughtful girl. 🥰

I had an omelette with cheddar cheese, bacon, and sausage. It was served with a side of the “Home Fries” (fried breakfast potatoes). I also had a blueberry muffin: 



Bridget had scrambled eggs with hash browns (extra crispy) and pancakes: 


Scot had french toast, scrambled eggs, and bacon : 


Anson had a waffle, scrambled eggs, and bacon: 


Blaise had steak and eggs with the “Home Fries” (he gave me a bite of the steak and it was really good): 


Theresa and Neil both ordered lunch items. Theresa had a grilled cheese with french fries and a lemon blueberry muffin (she gave me half of it):



Neil had a philly cheesesteak (minus the veggies and mushrooms) with french fries:


I must say, his philly looked good. One of my favorite sandwiches is French dip. Nat’s had one on the menu that I had thought about ordering (but I’m never quite sure what sort of beef they will use). 

I’m assuming the beef and bun that constituted Neil’s sandwich is also the basis of the French dip sandwich they offer. After seeing his sandwich, I kind of regretted that I didn’t try the French dip. 😋

As I mentioned earlier, the food and service at the restaurant were terrific. If we get back to the area, we will definitely eat at Nat’s Early Bite again. 


We left the restaurant around 1:30 p.m. and headed to LAX. 


I kept noticing this elevated track as we were driving along I-405 during our stay. It turns out that it serves as the pathway for the Getty Center Tram


The Getty Center (which includes the J. Paul Getty Museum) looks like it has a number of interesting attractions (along with various food and refreshment options). Admission is also apparently free. We'll have to add it to the “to do” list for next time. 


We dropped off our rental cars and hopped on an airport shuttle. It was 2:23 p.m. 

Scotland proved herself to be a capable and astute traveler on this trip. She was good at reminding us to take pictures for the blog.


We figured once we arrived at the Southwest terminal, checked our bags, and made our way through security that we’d have 90 minutes or so before our 4:55 p.m. departure. 


We hit the security line right around 3 p.m. 


I wrote about the lightsaber I built at Disneyland in the Part 4 blog post. I had read (and was told by my friend Mike Schellhardt) that you could take the lightsabers (which include a padded carrying case) onto the plane as a carry-on item. 

But I was still concerned there would be some sort of SNAFU carrying it on. 


It turns out that it wasn’t an issue. We ended up stowing it in the overhead bins. Schellhardt had told me that he has slipped it underneath his seat before, but we couldn’t figure out the physics of that on the Boeing 747. 


Bridget helped Scotland with her homework while we waited (the rest of us were consulted on — and debated — one of the questions contained in the reading comprehension packet that required some interpretation). 

There was also a young woman waiting for a flight who came around saying she was doing a “research project” and wondered if people would be willing to take a “short survey.”

I didn't bite. That type of thing causes my warning alarms to go off. 

Bridget and Neil scanned her QR code (which took you to a Google form), and it appears she was in insurance sales. 🙄


Our flight ended up being delayed 70 minutes. Our departure turned out to be 6:06 p.m. (and we had to move gates during the process). 


Taking the delay into account, we *might* have been able to see the Hollywood sign. You just don’t know these things are going to happen ahead of time. 

We settled into our seats about 6 p.m. We were airborne a little after 6:30 p.m. 


I got to see some pretty mountains out the window as we flew west toward Denver International Airport. 


Our connecting flight in Denver was set to arrive at 8:10 p.m. and depart at 10:05 p.m. It turns out that they moved the DEN-OMA flight “up.” I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a situation where a flight departs “earlier” than scheduled. 🤦

The delay at LAX — combined with the earlier than expected departure at DIA — meant that we had to race across the airport to make the connecting flight (I managed to make a jogging stop at the restroom on the way — Neil went ahead to save us seats). 😏

It certainly wasn’t what we had expected. We had been planning to have dinner at the Denver airport. 


Sadly, I don't have any additional pictures from the trip. We arrived in Omaha after midnight and collected our luggage. 

We really should have taken a group selfie at the baggage claim area... or something like that to wrap up the blog. 

We didn’t. We were all tired — ready to get home and get some sleep. 

Neil and Theresa and the kids were picked up by Theresa’s parents. But our adventure wasn’t over, because we had driven ourselves and parked our Pilot at the airport, on the top floor of the parking garage.

We found where we had parked, and went to exit the top floor, but the ticket reader wouldn’t read the ticket. We pushed the “Help” button and were directed to stop at one of the manned ticket booths at street level. But there was a lengthy wait, because it seemed everyone who had parked on the top floor was having trouble with the ticket reader.

After a 10-minute wait in a line of cars, we finally reached the parking attendant, who informed us that an angry patron had run her car into the ticket reader a couple weeks earlier, rendering it inoperable. That would have been nice to know. But we were able to pay for our rooftop spot (with coupon – $88) and get on our way at a little after 1 a.m. (The parking garage receipt says 1:08 a.m.) 

And thus ended our epic California trip. While we weren't able to get the “Hollywood ending” on the trip that we had hoped for, our last few hours in California turned out to be pretty memorable. 

Bridget and I had fun hanging out with Neil, Theresa, Blaise, Scotland, and Anson on this trip. 

When we took our first trip together to Disney World in 2019, we couldn’t have imagined that it would be 2023 when we took another trip together. 

Our trip to California was wonderful. As I’ve been putting together these blog posts, I’ve been wishing we were back there. 

Here’s hoping it won't be another four years before the next trip...! 

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